TAG:

1. Fill up the blanks with your OCs, or favorite characters/Put their names by the numbers, too.
2. Answer the questions, or try to.
3. TAG 3 people.

This is totally not how I'm supposed to do this, but I can't think of my favorite characters (too many) and I don't have any OCs unfortunately, so my last-ditch effort is to use people I know, including myself if I have to.

1) Aaron
2) Ashley
3) Audrey
4) Esme
5) Jacob
6) Katie
7) Scott
8) Sehon
9) Taylor (Hurray for self insertions!)
10) Tori

1. What if 7(Scott)and 4(Esme) kissed?

Sehon would probably dress up like the Joker (Ledger style o' course) and go on a psychotic killing spree. Creepy smile included.

2.Where would 2(Ashley) bury a treasure?

....under her blanket pile in her room, gaurded by samurai swords that she ACTUALLY USES!!! Although the treasure would be unrecoverable once tossed into that blue, 4 walled dimension of messy-roomyness.

3. 6(Katie) and 10(Tori) get into a fight. Who resorts to violence first?

Tori, especially after invoking the Spirit of the Bird. KA KA KA KAAAAH! Katie's too sweet to throw the first punch.

4. 1(Aaron) is kidnapped and their kidnapper demands a ransom of 1,000 dollars from 5(Jacob). Do they help 1(Aaron)?

Jacob would probably forgo the 1,000 and just perform some superhero Flash rescue mission.

5. Who is stronger? 6(Katie) or 8(Sehon)?

Hmmm, hard to decide. Katie's got both heighth AND muscle on her side from B-Ball, while Sehon's got the Testosterone Overload Ability. I'd have to say Sehon by default, but Katie would certainly give him a run for his money.

6. Who is 3's (Audrey) secret love?

HA HA! Not actually a secret really. Aaron can definitely agree with me here. Poor guy's got to beat her off with a stick she's so stuck on him. *I think it's adorable*

7. Can 8(Sehon) juggle?

..............Maybe severed heads, that's all I can IMAGINE him juggling.

8. 1(Aaron) is asked on a date by their favorite actor/actress. Do they accept the date?

Not if he wants to survive Audrey's wrath.

9. What is 7(Scott)'s biggest fear?

.....Not having the hardcore awesomeness of an 18-wheeler?

10. A Meteor is about to hit the planet, can 7(Scott), 2(Ashley), and 10(Tori) stop it?

Scott would be the only one trying to stop the meteor...by headbutting the damn thing. Tori and Ashley, being the "loving" sisters that they are, would be rolling on the ground fighting over their cellphone.

11. Is 9(Taylor) single?

Of course not. She's getting all kinds of tail. She's SOOO popular that she-Okay, yes she is single.

13. Does 1(Aaron) wish this TAG was over?

Probably, so I could stop threatening him with his own girlfriend.

14. 8(Sehon) and 7(Scott) are dancing to the waltz. 2(Ashley) comes in and sees them dancing. 2(Ashley)'s reaction?

She would get away very quickly, because obviously, Sehon has murdered Scott and is dancing with his corpse just before he goes after his next victim.

15. 9(Taylor) and 5(Jacob) go to the movies. What movie do they see?

Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs, because they can TOTALLY relate to it.

16. You are attacked by 1(Aaron) 3(Audrey), and 9(Taylor). Can you survive?

Okay, so I'm starting to regret putting myself in here, but this is exactly how this would go:
I would probably attack myself by stepping on my own foot and trippingor blinding myself with soup(IT'S HAPPENED BEFORE). Audrey and Arron, the Diabolical Duo, would then come and start pelting me with sharp-toothed puppies and Twilight books, DVDs, and freakin' SAT DICTIONARIES before hopping into Aaron's truck, laughing maniacally the whole time, and 'Varoom' off into the sunset! So, no, I would not survive an attack like that.

17. What is 4(Esme)'s favorite color?

Black, because she's obviously dark and mysterious when she's failing at prank calls and laughing like a little zebra. Yeah, she likes black.

18.Can 7(Scott) sing?

With the power of a thousand screamo-growling concerts. Yes. yes he can.

19. A vampire bites 2(Ashley). 4(Esme) sees this, what do they do?

"OH! BITE ME NEXT! I Wanna' be a "bampire" too! Make me sparkle, pwease!"

20. All the OC's(real people) get into a battle Royal. Who will win?

Good Lord! The carnage! Umm, I'm gonna have to try and go by sequence of deaths:

Esme would be the first to go. She can hit you in the sternum without even trying, but she's got nothing for defense. Seriously, a stuffed animal could render her unconcious. So she'd probably be offed by Scott,who'd be ripping people apart like a sasquatch(sp?)...with his eyelids.
Tori and Ashley would both kill each other after a short failed alliance. Tori would send a murder of crows to peck out Ashley's innards, and with her last breaths, Ashley, while leaning heavily upon her samurai swords (Yes, plural), would launch about a thousand Shuriken and cut her sister to ribbons like a ninja. Very tragic. Very Hamlet.
Katie, while towering over her opponents and ballet dancing all over their faces and chucking basketballs and shiney objects at their vital points, would finally succumb to Jacob's Flash-like speed as he judo-chopped her 7 times in the temple so hard her head imploded...all in under 2 seconds.
At this point Sehon is wearing a freshly skinned Scott suit, because he certainly didn't take his girlfriend being killed too well. He's going Sweeny Todd style, knives and all...and he's smiling.
During all of this, I have been left to battle the alliance of Audrey and Aaron...with my car. I've tried getting close to run them over, but Audrey, being as clever as she is, has crisco'd a heavy perimeter around Aaron and herself, knowing that I could swerve out of control and crash, leaving myself vulnerable to attack. My only means of assault is using my rifle (Assault rifle, ohohohoho) to fire at Aaron, who's using a makeshift Snare drum for a shield. And it's working for him. He's using a crossbow that fires sharpened drumsticks at my tires while Audrey is once again pelting me with puppies...from a cannon. And even though I can deflect most of the fluffy balls of doom with my Booming Bass Force Fields, I know that my efforts are in vain, so I do the only thing any woman running low on gas and ammo would do...
"HEY AUDREY, AARON'S BEEN CHEATING ON YOU WITH SEHON!"
And that is the end of Aaron and myself, ladies and gentlemen.
After quickly firing 700+ flesh-eating puppies at her boyfriend, Audrey then leaps onto the hood of my car in a blind rage, tears the hood off with her teeth in a blind rage, and proceeds to beat me to death with her spiked happee-bat. In a blind rage.
Judo Flash Jacob has been left to fend for himself against Sehon Todd until Abominable Audrey rolls up on the scene, my grey matter still dripping off the end of her bat. She hands him a radioactive pie, he gladly accepts and then powers up like Mario. An epic fight scene then occurs. The whole thing looks like an episode of Yu Yu Hakusho.At the end of the battle, with The Sehon slain, both Jacob and Audrey turn to one another in solemn serious silence...

And then both of them promptly explode.

Yep, that's exactly how a battle royal would go.

Wow, i think I just wrote a novel.

Alright, & you're up!